unperceptible:

"how would you describe yourself"

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(Source: unperceptible)

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD
argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

pressing:

do u ever look at gorgeous people and just cry

or rich people and cry even harder

liquar:

takethesanity:

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

+ obtain wifi password

- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water

nyehs:

things i know how 2 say

  • umm
  • yea
  • !!!
  • umm yea!!!

envycamacho:

how many eye contact until date

reginasmom:

iconic

dulect:

"Oh good you’re awake! Can you get out of bed and clean up a few thi…"

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